FAR RIGHT FOLK SONGS
YES, FOLKS, THE CONSERVATIVE RIGHT FAR AND NEAR NOW HAS MOVED IN TO STEAL THE THUNDER LONG THOUGHT THE MONOPOLY OF THE LEFT……MOVE OVER PETE SEEGER, WOODY AND ARLO GUTHRIE, PHIL OCHS, JUDY COLLINS, AND BRUCE COCKBURN. YOU HAVE COMPETITION…… (thanks to David Fenton, once again, for his on-the-spot vigour and perceptiveness!)
Folk Songs of the Far Right Wing
(1) “If I Had a Hammer, I’d Sell to the Army” by the Halliburton Gang.
(2) “The CEOs of Texas” by The Cronies.
(3) “Hang Down Your Head, Tom Delay” by the Gerry Mander Gang.
(4) “We Shall Overcharge” by Eli Lilly and the Pillpoppers.
(5) “Gore is Just a Four-Letter Word” by Ann Coulter.
(6) “I’m Looking Over a Whistle-Blower” by Little Condi Rice.
(7) “Go Vote Twice (It’s All Right)” by Katherine Harris & the Broward County Gang.
(8) “I Bought the Sheriff” by Little Dick Cheney.
(9) “Michael Stow Your Dough Offshore” by Arthur Anderson and the Bookcookers.
(10) “Where Has All the Ozone Gone?” by The Coppertones.
(11) “The Night They Shut Monsanto Down” by Mercury Joe & The Fish.
(12) “Take This Job and Export It” by Tiny Paycheck.
(13) “Stop and Smell the Kickback” by Jack Abramoff.
(14) “Everybody Must Get Boned” by Kenny Lay and the Lay-Lows.
(15) “(Dick Cheney’s) Line of Fire,” anonymous, posthumous.