Archive for April, 2008

IRAQ WAR AND SPERM–YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING!

Monday, April 7th, 2008

ANOTHER REASON TO OPPOSE THE WAR……
Ga. Soldier’s Widow Wants His Sperm
By HARRY R. WEBER, Associated Press Writer
Monday, April 7, 2008
(04-07) 17:43 PDT ATLANTA, (AP) –
A soldier’s widow has succeeded in having sperm taken from his body and frozen four days after he was slain in Iraq, though medical experts said it’s highly unlikely she would […]

and i lip-synched all my lectures this year….

Monday, April 7th, 2008

HOW COULD THEY TELL??
Pavarotti Lip-Synched Last Performance
By MARTA FALCONI, Associated Press Writer
Monday, April 7, 2008
(04-07) 12:59 PDT ROME, Italy (AP) –
Luciano Pavarotti, in severe pain months before his cancer diagnosis, lip-synched his last performance, according to the maestro who conducted the aria at the opening ceremony of the Turin Olympics.
The late tenor’s manager said Monday […]

LET’S SHIP THESE LITTLE BUGGERS TO WALL STREET!

Monday, April 7th, 2008

THERE WILL ALWAYS BE AN ENGLAND, AND THERE WILL ALWAYS BE INDIA…….
\FROM THE BBC
Termites feast on trader’s money
By Amarnath Tewary
Patna
A trader in the Indian state of Bihar has lost his life savings after termites infesting his bank’s safe deposit boxes ate them up.
Dwarika Prasad had deposited currency notes and investment papers worth hundreds of thousands […]

AND THIS JUST IN FROM AGENT 007…….

Saturday, April 5th, 2008

BOND, JAMES BOND……(FROM THE LA TIMES)……..
The Scots show their true colors
Sean Connery says that Scotland’s independence day may be closer than ever.
By Sean Connery
April 5, 2008
There are few more cherished American ideals than independence. As we prepare to celebrate Tartan Day, established as April 6 by a U.S. Senate resolution in 1998 to commemorate one […]

SAD BUT TOO OFTEN TRUE…..

Saturday, April 5th, 2008

NEWS REPORT OUT OF CINCINNATI MAKES ONE WONDER WHERE AND HOW ALL THIS MADNESS WILL STOP. TOO MANY HIGH-PAID STARS LACK ANY SEMBLANCE OF EMOTIONAL AND CULTURAL MATURITY. NOT THEIR FAULT ALONE, BUT PART OF OUR AMBIENCE OF LET THE DEVIL TAKE THE HINDMOST…..COMMENTS WELCOME.
Bengals’ Henry ‘one man crime wave’?
Posted: Friday April 04, […]

AT QUEEN’S, BEER MONEY BECOMES MORE BEER MONEY, ESPECIALLY ON ABERDEEN STREET….

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

BUT IN THE UNITED STATES….
Wife’s beer fortune gives McCain access to millions
WASHINGTON (AP) — On a spring day at a speedway in North Carolina, John McCain posed with his wife, Cindy, and racing star Dale Earnhardt Jr., highlighting the couple’s political and business interests in a single snapshot.
Cindy McCain’s worth is estimated to be over […]