Archive for the 'Sports' Category

A CHIP SHOT…..WARDROBE MALFUNCTION?

Friday, March 13th, 2009

Stenson’s strip tease actStenson’s strip tease act
Tiger’s opening round
By Simon Evans
MIAMI, March 12 (Reuters) - Swede Henrik Stenson briefly took the limelight from Tiger Woods when he stripped down to his underwear to play a shot at the WGC-CA Championship at Doral on Thursday.
Stenson’s wayward drive on the third hole landed in muddy terrain near […]

FIND BONDS’ NUTS? THEY’RE DIMINISHING IN SIZE……

Friday, February 6th, 2009

APOCRYPHAL, SOMETHING THE ONION MIGHT DREAM UP, BUT WITH ITS WEIGHT IN INSIGHT……
(reprinted without permission — The Brushback knows……)
Public domain after 5 minutes
AMES, IA–Members of the Make-A-Wish Foundation struggled to come up with a response to a dying 9-year-old boy’s request that they punch slugger Barry Bonds in the nuts repeatedly. The boy, Danny Wickman […]

HOOOPS?

Saturday, January 17th, 2009

I AM REALLY VERY TIRED WATCHING ADENOIDAL PRAYING MATISES RUNNING AROUND A COURT THAT IS ABOUT TEN SIZES TOO SMALL. THE PHENOMENON IS A NEW VERSION OF PLANTATION SLAVERY. BLACK KIDS PLAY, WHITE KIDS JUMP UP AND DOWN IN THE STANDS. ATROCIOUS!

FLAT SCREEN TVs? THINK ABOUT IT….

Monday, January 5th, 2009

FROM THE LOS ANGELES TIMES, A REPORT FROM THE FUTURE — WHICH ALWAYS HAS BEEN CALIFORNIA……..
From the Los Angeles Times
ELECTRONICS
Flat-screen TVs to face energy-efficiency rules in California
Starting in 2011, state regulators want retailers to sell only the most energy-efficient models of power hungry LCD and plasma sets. The industry opposes the new rules and warns […]

POLITICIANS SHOOT THEMSELVES IN THE FOOT, BUT

Monday, December 1st, 2008

PLAXICO BURRESS OF THE NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS SHOOTS HIMSELF IN THE THIGH….
HERE IS THE NEW YORK TIMES, OVERJOYED AT PLAXICO’S ABILITY WITH A FIREARM…..
BET IS THAT HE IS GONE SHORTLY FROM THE ROSTER……
December 1, 2008
Plaxico Burress Surrenders to Police
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Filed at 9:26 a.m. ET
NEW YORK (AP) — Plaxico Burress arrived at a […]

Well, YOU HAVE TO DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!(2)

Friday, November 28th, 2008

From Salon, sad……..
$6M Illinois tutoring center assists only athletes
Nov 28th, 2008 | CHAMPAIGN, Ill. — At the University of Illinois, being an athlete gets you access to a $6 million facility with oversized leather chairs and Oriental rugs.
But it’s not a fancy country club — it’s a tutoring center.
The Irwin Academic Services Center helps only […]

DRUGS, DRUGS, DRUGS, AND KIDS AND SPORT

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

DID YOU KNOW THAT THE UNITED STATES IS THE LARGEST MARKET IN THE WORLD FOR DRUGS, BOTH LEGAL AND ILLEGAL. UNCLE SAM IS ABSOLUTELY HOOKED ON DRUGS…..AND SHOULD WE BE SURPRISED ABOUT THEIR USE BY TEEN ATHLETES? NOT AT ALL?
FROM THE NEW YORK TIMES…..
November 28, 2008
High Schools Take On Doping With […]